"It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays."
~George Weah is committed to his timetable.
"I think one of the teams could win this."
~Andy Townsend demonstrates why only experts should be pundits.
"It's real end to end stuff but unfortunately it's all up at Forest's end."
~Chris Kamara being Chris Kamara
"The word 'desire' is fantastic. I use the word 'horny' to my players."
~Louis Van Gaal gets his players turned on with sexy football.
"The rest of the Spice Girls wanted to invite the entire Bayern Munich team because they reckoned they'd never known blokes to be on top for ninety minutes and still come second."
~Gary Neville hits them where it hurts...
"I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter."
~David Ginola flows to a logical conclusion.
"My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven."
~David Beckham reveals the stunning truth about his parents.