Jeremy Corbyn has been sensationally slammed by Scottish Labour voters as 'Anti-Scottish' after being spotted glancing at a bottle of Irish Whiskey.
Scottish Labour MP Terry Watt raged at a hushed gathering of the world's media, growling, 'Corbyn and his cronies have failed time and again to root out the stain of anti-Scottishism from the party. While ever they acknowledge the existence of Irish liquor, this problem will not go away. Yesterday, I saw with my own eyes Corbyn smiling at someone in the bar who'd ordered a half of Guinness. This will bring everlasting shame on the Labour party! He's got to go!