Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has been condemned by The United Federation of Planets after ramping up cyber-war tensions with the deployment of a battalion of Cybermen.
Speaking from a bunker on the mining ship Red Dwarf, rebel alliance leader Terry Watt explained:
"So terrifying are Putin's plans that we have had to use the Timestone to peer into the future and see the outcome. This has left us with no option but to request the crew of escape pod Firefly send one of their Terminator cyborgs back in time to prevent the birth of Putin by chasing his mother around the base in which she is building an army of Sentinels! We can only pray they succeed."
Emperor Ming was unavailable for comment.
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