Renowned global purveyors of caffeine entertainment Starbucks have announced major changes to their menu.
Speaking to a hushed gathering of the world's media, Starbucks' Head of Nutritional Innovation Terry Watt explained:
"At Starbucks we always want to keep our clients delighted and satisfied by bringing great new innovation to our menus. Today, we are proud to announce the introduction of our new Rolla Cola flavoured coffees.
"But we won't be resting on our laurels, as we have a slew of great new caffeine entertainment products coming through the pipeline, including Irn Bru & Latte Muffins, and Deep Fried Mars Bar & Espresso porridge."