Theresa May has invoked the controversial Sokovia Accords in an attempt to heal the Brexit rift in the Tory party.
However, in a shock development, it looks as though the move will backfire, with several of May's cabinet reportedly 'at each other's throats'.
Brexit secretary Tony 'Ned' Stark is said to be vocally in favour of the Sokovia Accords, which would enforce unity over Brexit by requiring all Tory MPs to sign up to an agreement, or be forced to reveal their secret identities.
However, Minister for Liberty Steve Rogers has insisted the party should work this out willingly, rather than be forced into an agreement.
Tempers boiled over in the commons yesterday, as Stark and Rogers confronted each other in a heated commons kerfuffle. Stark used his repulsor rays to knock seven types of crap out of Rogers, before the Liberty Minister pulled out his vibranium shield, and walloped Stark in the chest, seriously damaging his pacemaker.
Rogers is now on the run from the Tory party, and was last seen furiously texting his mates, trying to get a 'posse' together.