Prime Minister Theresa May has finally revealed concrete details of her Brexit plan.
Speaking to a hushed gathering of the world's media, kleptocrat May explained:
"Brexit will leave us with an economic and cultural void. It is my proposal that we fill this void by joining the Common Market. Aligning ourselves culturally and economically with European nations that share our values will be the ideal antidote to Brexit."
May's passionate announcement is said to have won over even the staunchest Remainers.