Beloved American President Donald Trump has today made a shock announcement regarding the election that brought him to power.
Speaking to a hushed gathering of the world's media, Trump claimed that the 2017 Presidential election results were "made up" in order to make it "look like he was President".
Trump's closest advisor, Terry Watt - a man who does not actually exist - explained:
"Mr Trump has been desperately trying to convince everyone that he's not Presidential material. I mean. look at his tweets. No real President would do this kind of crap, would he? And yet, the fake news keeps rolling that he's a President."