There was shock and dismay at the United Nations today, after a meeting to discuss the effects of global warming descended into recriminations, insults, and actual fisticuffs.
Things started well enough with a presentation by Climatologist Tronald Dump, who claimed the predicted rise in global temperatures would not actually result in a human crisis of unparalleled misery. "It'll be fine," Dump said; "totally fine. I've seen some bad warming, but this is totally not a problem. Believe me. I know. It'll be fine. So fine, I can't believe it."
However, Dump was shouted down by a group of angry central heating engineers, who claimed they would be put out of work if global warming was not tackled.
Things took a turn for the worse when the stage was stormed by a mob of ice cube manufacturers wielding torches and pitchforks, shouting "We love Dump! We love Dump!"
As a mass brawl broke out, Daily Thunk reporter Terry Watt spotted Tronald Dump leaving the stage, apparently sniggering and removing a fake moustache.